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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. |
| 0:02.1 | And I'm Alena. |
| 0:03.4 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:22.5 | That's what I would sound like if I was AI. That's what I would sound like if I was AI. |
| 0:24.6 | AI. |
| 0:25.3 | Yeah, AI. |
| 0:26.2 | Yeah, I am a robot talking to you. |
| 0:30.4 | Longing. |
| 0:31.1 | You. |
| 0:31.7 | I feel like, I sound like Roddy and Ben's impression of a girl from the Valley. |
| 0:54.5 | Who they think is AI. I. Honestly valid, I think. I don't watch that show, but I feel like that's valid. It's one of the saddest shows of all the times who don't. I could handle the, I don't know if we've talked about this before. Maybe we have, my brain is old now. And it gets older by the day. I feel like I know what you're going to say and it's actually like pertinent so go ahead and say it like i can watch like bander pump rules i can watch |
| 1:00.0 | all that i mouthed it as she said it because like it's just adults being dumb and it's like sure |
| 1:06.3 | watch that i don't give a shit if you blow up your life like that's your that's your business you do |
| 1:10.4 | what you want but once it brings kids into it, I back off. Yeah. Because I'm like, I can't watch you |
| 1:17.0 | act this way with kids around. Well, I think it's fun to like, Housewives is like a thing in and of itself. |
| 1:23.9 | And then like other reality shows, it's fun to watch like early 20s, 30s people. |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah. Like fuck up their lives and like be ridiculous. But like when real life shit, like divorce and like |
| 1:34.3 | kids and houses and like d-narly gets brought into it. I don't want to know anything about that. |
| 1:40.1 | Because then I kind of feel like too voyeuristic in that scenario where I'm like, I shouldn't be watching you go through this. |
| 1:46.4 | I'm not a shot in Freud. |
| 1:48.0 | Do I want to watch like 20 somethings and 30 somethings like cheat on each other while they're dating and shit? |
| 1:53.8 | All day. |
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