The YMCA Locker Room

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Beyonce, what would you do if somebody tapped you in a locker room?
0:03.1	Somebody touching me? Where's Jay?
0:06.0	Yeah, that's true.
0:07.7	I have to get out of that character.
0:09.0	Yeah. It's so bad.
0:27.6	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclost civilly investigates non-crimes.
0:32.1	Oh my God.
0:33.9	I'm Sasha Fierce.
0:38.4	That is the best you're going to get, honey.
0:41.2	It's the best it could be.
0:43.0	You are so cute.
0:45.6	For those that are listening, Kira, can you describe what you're seeing?
0:50.3	And maybe they bring their asses to YouTube to see this one.
0:52.9	Oh my God.
0:53.8	I'm seeing Beyonce in the flesh.
0:57.4	Hey, Miss Carter.
0:59.9	Hey, girl.
1:01.2	Oh, my God.
1:02.1	You look so pretty.
1:03.8	Thank you.
1:04.9	First of all, it's a big thank you to my friend Alexis, who was a drag queen here in Los Angeles,
1:09.3	who came over to my apartment,
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