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Petty Crimes

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True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 948 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Can you do a Jennifer Coolidge impression?
0:03.4	Oh, made me want a hot dog real bad.
0:08.2	Easiest impression in the world.
0:10.0	Don't tell me that.
0:11.2	Let's hear yours, Griff.
0:12.1	Come on.
0:12.5	Oh, it made me want to have a hot dog real bad.
0:15.2	Yeah. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:38.5	Hello, Griff.
0:39.7	How are you?
0:40.5	I'm good, Kira.
0:43.4	Just great.
0:45.3	Oh, yeah?
0:46.0	What's percolating?
0:47.5	Nothing, just continuing on my dating journey, which has been so interesting.
0:52.7	I've learned a lot about myself and people around here, and it's really exciting.
0:56.6	I'm enjoying the, like, the challenge of it.
0:59.1	I like a good challenge, and it couldn't be more challenging, especially in the city.
1:03.2	You always rise to the occasion.
1:05.5	I tend to, helpful with a pill sometimes.
1:08.8	What's new with you?
1:09.8	Well, I actually was just thinking about you.
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