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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This might be a semantics thing, but like I'm not picky.
0:03.3	I'm selective.
0:04.8	It is a semantics.
0:06.0	Okay, okay, okay.
0:07.3	Help me.
0:07.8	Someone help me.
0:28.4	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:30.4	Hey, Griff, how's it going?
0:33.6	It's going great over here.
0:38.1	We are halfway through Pride Month, so you're seeing me wear a little rainbow.
0:39.3	Happy Pride.
0:40.0	Thank you.
0:41.3	Happy Pride to you as well.
0:44.5	And yeah, this year has been really fun.
0:54.4	I think I'm leaning more into the fun kind of chaos of pride out here because there's forces that are encouraging me to do that just to balance.
0:56.5	And so I'm having a lot of fun.
0:57.3	Good.
0:58.1	You should celebrate.
0:59.2	I am.
1:00.3	What's new with you, Kira?
1:04.0	Oh, I'm in pre-pro on a big old movie.
1:08.6	And that is awesome and terrifying and amazing and wonderful.
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