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🗓️ 10 August 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Jackie hits rock bottom and resorts to a Vogue inspired 73 question episode that will prolapse your butthole. Apologies to Anna Kendrick and Michael Buble.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:17.7 | Bonsoir! |
0:19.2 | I was supposed to have missed the sweet full transparency, but we cancelled last minute because |
0:24.9 | homey don't play that game. I listened. I was pretty excited to have this guest on. I'm not going |
0:30.6 | to blow her spot up. It probably wasn't her fault. It was probably her team's fault. |
0:35.4 | Choke on a cock. But here's the deal. If you change the time, give me a hard out with a 30 minute |
0:44.4 | time cap, refuse to be on camera, need a full one page document of topics that will be discussed, |
0:51.7 | and then also want to leverage my platform to promote your social campaign. I'm also doing |
0:58.7 | separately. Nobody puts baby bitch in a corner. It's a wrap. I could do this shit on my own. |
1:05.1 | I've been doing it for seven fucking years. Bye-bye! So here we are. Yet again. Another week. |
1:12.9 | Me, myself and I. Here's a fun story. Andrew and I moved into our house last night. |
1:19.4 | I slept all of 36 minutes, which was why I was kind of excited to have a guest because I didn't |
1:25.4 | want to do the heavy lifting this week because I am, I have an eye twitch. That is just, it won't stop. |
1:31.9 | I've been pressing it down cold compress. I mean, I am like twitching fucking McGee over here. |
1:36.8 | And how do I say this? I was a little bit afraid of the Polter Guy situation moving into this new |
1:45.4 | house. This is also something that I'm going to regret saying publicly. It's it's big and it's |
1:53.0 | empty. And Andrew sleeps like he's on horse tranquilizers. And if shit was to go down, |
1:59.6 | mind you, I've got more hidden cameras in this joint than the fucking white house apparently. |
2:05.9 | But I feel like if if someone was going to intrude or break in, that would be on me to handle. |
2:11.6 | I mean, I couldn't get that mother fucker up with a machete and a chain saw. And I mean, |
2:17.6 | every time the wind blew, I was like, so I was a little, a little frazzled last night. We had an |
2:24.5 | arsonist, an archerist, an anarchist. I don't know who's the, who's the person that comes and looks |
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