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Bitch Bible

Caulk Tease

Bitch Bible

PodcastOne

Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.
Produced By Dear Media

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:17.9

Hello, everyone.

0:21.9

Hey, hi.

0:23.0

Hey, hi.

0:24.3

How are you?

0:25.3

Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror after a crusty,

0:28.8

sodium inflated?

0:30.4

Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

0:31.8

It's my lawyer, Fran.

0:32.7

This is going to have to wait.

0:33.8

Sorry.

0:35.4

Anyways, do you ever look at yourself in the mirror after a night of one

0:40.5

too many martinis?

0:41.7

You know what I did last night?

0:42.8

I postmated brats worst, a broad worst and sour crowd.

0:47.3

And then I ordered a wetzel's pretzels via postmates.

0:50.4

This is the shit that like if you're really in the trenches

0:53.1

and you're doing some fucked up dark, weird, like,

0:56.4

like, regressive behavior, you don't put that shit on Instagram

1:01.2

because it's, it's very funny, but it's too real.

1:04.6

And that's where I was at last night.

1:06.6

I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and I said,

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