The Winner Takes It All: Thursday, April 4th, 2024

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Chance the Rapper and wife Kirsten Corley break up after 5 years of marriage (Page Six) (23:13)
Elizabeth Hurley reacts to theories she took Prince Harry's virginity (Page Six) (30:03)
Michael Douglas Discovers He's Related to Scarlett Johansson on Finding Your Roots (PEOPLE) (32:55)
Kiss Sells Catalog, Name, Likeness and More to Pophouse Entertainment for $300 Million (Variety) (39:53)
Drake Bell denies grooming teen, claims he pleaded guilty because he was financially 'devastated' (Page Six) (47:47)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.
0:07.0	That's right.
0:08.0	I don't know if you can hear it in my voice.
0:10.0	It's sort of like the skinny nature.
0:12.0	I am obsessed.
0:14.3	It's Thursday.
0:16.3	Celebrate good times, come on.
0:20.5	Let's celebrate.
0:21.4	It's Thursday.
0:22.2	Okay, wait, like, what did we learn last week? We learned
0:25.2	that like kind of the joy of Thursday greater than the joy of Friday like
0:28.6	let's just be here you know? Be present be in the moment. It's all ahead of us. What do you have planned this weekend? Oh, you have Ben's birthday celebration
0:39.2	Even though his birthday was yesterday. It's giving toddler
0:41.9	It's giving Marga Austria like birthday week when she was 19 and she was like birthday was
0:44.0	19 and she was 19 and she was like a nightmare.
0:46.0	It's giving 21 year old nightmare.
0:49.0	Ben is like actually really nuts about his birthday.
0:52.0	Like, I know. With the toast diversity party happening right around Ben's birthday,
0:57.4	like he was on my dick for weeks being like,
1:00.2	when's the toast diversity party?
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