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The Toast

Earthquakes & Period Panties: Friday, April 5th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

  1. Angelina Jolie's Lawyers Claim Brad Pitt's 'Physical Abuse of Jolie' Started Before Their 2016 Plane Incident (PEOPLE) (21:22)
  2. Here's what Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello will each walk away with as judge signs off on divorce (Page Six) (33:31)
  3. Gypsy Rose Blanchard holds hands with ex-fiance Ken Urker after splitting from husband (Page Six) (36:47)
  4. Michael Douglas on Becoming Benjamin Franklin (Variety) (46:47)
  5. Kirsten Dunst and Jimmy Kimmel Reveal Their Sons Got into a 'Fight' at Kindergarten (PEOPLE) (52:41)


  • Queenie of The Week and Weenie of The Week (56:17)


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0:00.0

Good morning millennials and

0:05.0

millennials and happy Friday we are coming to you live literally live from the

0:08.5

scene of the craziest thing that's ever happened to me and millions of

0:11.2

others I was sitting here mere minutes ago. I want to say six

0:15.6

minutes ago when the earth beneath me began to shake. I at the time I didn't know but I

0:22.1

survived and experienced my first earthquake

0:26.5

Jackie

0:28.7

Jackie I ran first of all I had literally no no idea that earthquakes could happen here.

0:34.5

I thought it was like not our problem.

0:35.8

They, it's not really a problem.

0:38.4

It's really crazy that one happened.

0:39.8

We should look up the last time there was an earthquake in New York.

0:42.8

Let me tell you, I'm sitting here and the building starts shaking.

0:45.7

Now you live in New York, there's construction, things happen,

0:48.6

but it went on like a hair too long, and then it didn't stop.

0:52.3

And I'm looking around and the thing is

0:53.8

is very sadly I will have to be moving out of this office space sometime soon

0:57.2

because I believe they're demolishing the building and making condos so so you

1:01.6

thought today was the day?

1:03.2

I didn't.

1:04.2

Especially because it's really been emptying out in here.

1:07.0

And literally this morning when I walked in, we were remarking on like how empty it is in here.

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