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The Toast

I Don't Like YOU: Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

  1. Brittany Cartwright describes 'brealing-point' fight with Jax Taylor that led to separation (Page Six) + Vanderpump Rules Recap (20:52)
  2. Kelly Ripa begged for an invitation to Diddy's yacht in Tuesday's 'Live' rerun (Page Six) (41:41)
  3. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's Lookalike Kids Harlow, 16, and Sparrow, 14, Make Red Carpet Debut (PEOPLE) (47:32)
  4. Lizzo Breaks Silence to 'Clarify' She's Only Quitting 'Negative Energy' (PEOPLE) (50:22)
  5. Jennifer Lopez Quietly Rebrands Tour as Greatest Hits Show Amid Weak Ticket Sales (Variety) (56:06)


Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:03:08)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry

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Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday that's right it is

0:06.7

Wendnest day it is hump day it is middle of the week you did it congrats gr! Grads how you darned Jacks! You're doing it. We're on our way to the

0:17.3

latter half. Things we're doing the week. It? The days of the week I wonder if we'll ever mature enough to stop

0:26.0

talking. I don't think so it's germane to the episode that's part of being a weekly

0:30.0

podcast. It's so it's part of being human first of all and second of all I like how you say

0:34.8

mature like I think it's probably the most mature thing about us how we're so

0:37.5

self-aware we're always observing our surroundings our circumstances I think

0:42.0

it's really indicative of not only you know high maturity but also high intelligence

0:45.9

Not mature evolve past you know because everything the jokes change on the show all the time but kind of like the one constant is the day are the days of

0:54.2

the week and I guess like Hubermeister isn't on his podcast talking about the days of

0:58.0

the week even though I think in an odd sense he is but he also drops

1:01.7

weekly we can't compare ourselves to people who don't work nearly as hard as we do.

1:08.0

To weekly slackers. Yeah, it's getting slackers.

1:12.0

Black, Jack, going to be slack. Jack, and rock attack.

1:15.0

And blame and shame.

1:18.0

And blame and shame.

1:19.0

Speaking on my favorite person to blame,

1:21.0

who's my favorite person to blame?

1:23.0

Ben.

1:24.0

It's his birthday.

1:25.0

It is his birthday.

1:26.0

And then, you know, I feel like we use this platform.

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