I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith & Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars

through this week, not a lot about cars, honestly.

Should we start this one like an American podcast with seven minutes of unenthusiastic reading about commercial products or services?

Did you say unenthusiastic or anything?

Well actually no, it's not as if we would do it unenthusiastically because we're British and therefore embarrassed by anything involving money.

Yeah, as you have sweaty balls, get nut dust, the only dust that keeps your balls from getting sweaty.

I've used this now for myself for several weeks and let me tell you my balls have never been drier.

It's funny, yeah, it's really funny you should say that because I watched an episode of Who These Garage on YouTube the other day.

And he did, I'd say it was no less than two minutes as part of the intro where he was saying he was sponsored by Manscape.

Yes, and he was just talking, he was really quite intensely describing the process and how good this thing is.

And I thought, look, I run a YouTube channel, it's a business, I get it, sponsorships important.

But I thought, where's the relevance?

I know, well, I only like to be sponsored by actual relevant vehicle related companies and brands.

Yes, those Manscaping people seem to have got a pretty blank here.

They're aggressively Manscaping, that's what they're doing.

They really are, they're really aggressively taking it back to me.

They're like, would I have my vasectomy and I got aggressively Manscaped.

Did you?

Yeah, I turned up and there was, I don't know, an interesting amount of paperwork I apparently should have read through.

Which I think, I'm pretty sure I said this to my Mrs. I'm pretty sure I did read it.

I've told you this story haven't I, Rich?

I don't think so.

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