The Way We Came

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven if it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below, but can they find an exit in time to avoid the terrified Witch Hunters' ultimate weapon. Who makes it out, and who doesn't? Will the Big Hole Boys ever ride again? How can we make love stay? All these answers and more await you in the calf-cramping finalé of our Ruleshaven residency.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are a traveler.
0:10.0	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately see.
0:23.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:27.0	Welcome back to rude tales of magic. Having killed Brian Fuck, one of Cordelia's
0:39.8	mightiest I N TJ's now, finding themselves trapped like rats in a city surrounded
0:46.8	by witch hunters, our heroes are making a break for it.
0:50.7	But where are they breaking? And how are they doing it? Who will remain and what will be left of them?
0:58.0	I'll turn it over to our heroes if we can manage to catch up with them they're already running.
1:03.0	Come on let's go! Cordelia is running in front.
1:07.0	Cordelia do you know where we're going?
1:10.0	Yes, away from them! Run, come on!
1:14.0	Albie is running behind her Vila clutching her antler.
1:18.0	It's still leading a little, but she's running as fast as she can to keep up with her friend.
1:23.0	Running in place, Bella is going to reach out and cast
1:26.6	healing word on Albie's antler.
1:29.8	Feel better. Albie feels the burning in her antler alleviates somewhat and she moves her hand and keeps running.
1:39.0	The wound cotterizes.
1:41.0	It heals over and that velvet returns.
1:45.0	And the blood, it stops bleeding.
1:48.0	There's blood going through your antlers, Alibi, your antler has blood going through it,
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