This is my first time running a game

podcast.

This is my first time running a game but you you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to love it. I'm going to love every moment of it. I'm going to take control.

Now, Tim, my understanding, Tim, is that this is a game where we all play different types of bears who are in a situation where we might be able to

score quite a bit of honey and we plan a heist.

Yes, there is a honey convention which you are all in attendance for where you're going to try to get the big pile of honey, wherever it may be.

You all ready for this? Honeycun 2020. There's a reason that

God took his first day of rest right after he made the animals. He needed to

stew over his big mistake. In his effort to breathe life

into the birds and fish, the bugs and beasts of land, God had forgotten to read them

the Miranda rights. Obviously that meant each creature could legally petition to

avoid their own existence, leaving God with nothing but light, water, the

sky, land, vegetation, sun, moon, stars, and of course, his dull but wickedly talented angels.

But as we all know, law is subservient to power.

In the gesture of good faith, God offered each of the animals a gift in exchange for agreeing to remain a part of creation.

To the birds, he gave the gift of song, so that their idle conversation would be a source

of delight to eavesdroppers, whom God actually just had the idea for.

To lizards, God gave the gift of shedding skin so the other animals could have something to try on but not by because even though they like it, they wouldn't know when they'd actually wear it.

To crabs, he gave the gift of walking sideways.

So when they approached a mirror,

they wouldn't have to Sloie Manneubert check out their own profile. But when he came to the bees with a gift of spinning a tremendous speed

they stopped him mid-sentence.

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