Oh These, Those Stars of Space: "Who Do Dare"

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

ALERT! INVADERS FROM SPACE! Oh These, Those Stars of Space that is! Here is the first public chapter of our episodic, space-based chaos festival from the same Rude Crew you know and "would die for." Come along with us on an entirely new, and legally distinct, journey far in Earth's future, to discover new worlds, to "french" new aliens, and to bravely go where no previously extant IP has technically gone before. Oh These, Those Stars of Space, is a completely new show with its own feed and everything. Subscribe now in your podcast place of choice. Want more? There's a whole extra episode at the Oh These Those Stars of Space patreon. NOT ENDORSED BY THE ESTATE OF GENE RODENBERRY (Editor's Note: that weirdo would have loved this shit)

Same as Rude Tales of Magic, Oh These Those Stars of Space, will publish free episodes every other week, BUT a world of wonders waits through the $5 gates of the Oh These Those Stars of Space patreon, where you can get another, additional full episode every month! You are kindly invited to join the OTTSS Patreon now and increase your pleasure by more than 50%. Those numbers don't lie. They're numbers, they can't.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Space.
0:16.0	What endless mystery.
0:18.0	Look at it.
0:20.0	Look at it. Wow. Who do dare uncover its secrets? The brave crew of the Starship Cavalier do dare to scout the heavens to see some moons to take a dangerous galaxy trip.
0:42.0	This is the true story of them that voyage among oh these those
0:47.9	stars of space. The The The Oh, The Captain Cal Sisters sits looking out at the stars, smiling, almost sadly.
2:05.6	The weight of responsibility hangs heavy on his shoulders, but don't worry, those shoulders
2:10.3	are broad and strong.
2:12.6	He stands straight as an arrow as the reflection of the stars glimmers on his salt and peppered temples.
2:19.8	The kind of cleft chin that only honest living can provide sits at the bottom of his well-worn
2:26.1	39-year-old face. A framed image of his two years pregnant wife sits on his desk updating in real time using cool technology.
2:37.0	Also, he's the hottest person on the ship.
2:40.0	Captain's Log, Space State 234701X.
2:48.0	The crew is refreshed after a week's shore leave on Starbase 82. The Cavalier, well, she's refreshed too. The ship's been given a full diagnostic and we've taken on plenty of supplies. We'll be needing them, as we'll be spending the next six months patrolling our borders with the Correxians.
3:06.1	Hopefully we won't see too much action. The boys back at Galactic Command say that if this tour goes well I could make Admiral in a year, but I'm getting ahead of myself. Not that I mind the view.
3:19.0	We cut to the bar of the cavalier, Port Starbird. It's a watering hole where the crew of the cavalier gathers for a meal, a drink, or a conversation.
3:31.0	Come here on the right day and you might see a lowly ensign best Captain Sisters
3:35.8	in a game of Antares Monopoly.
3:37.8	But not today.
3:38.9	We've already established where the captain is and it's not here.
3:42.4	But who is here? it's ship's pilot
3:44.8	legs lovelist and explorer Meredith Chesterfield hot shop pilot of the CSS
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