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Good Children

The War on Apple Picking

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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We're talking about fall/Gilmore Girls/apple picking for the third consecutive year in a row but this time our opinions fall into a slightly more controversial category. Is apple picking really worth the hype? What exactly does it mean to pick a pumpkin? Is Rory Gilmore apolitical? All this and more.

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You're sweating. You're sweating. You're lying. You're

0:04.0

lying. It's never cold enough. It's middle of September. The sun has

0:08.3

blaring. And you're picking your apples in your flannel. And your

0:12.2

overcoat with your leather boots and I know those

0:14.9

these are sloshing with a beak even sometimes with a beeny with a beeny

0:18.0

who are you kidding not us who are you kidding not. It's sweltering and there's bees everywhere.

0:24.4

There's bees everywhere.

0:26.0

And there's apples rotting on the floor.

0:28.0

And there's about six apples in those trees.

0:31.0

Yes.

0:32.0

Aichemum. And there's 18,000 people. apples in those trees. Yes. The maximum.

0:33.0

And there's 18,000 people in those little lines.

0:36.8

It's literally like, I'm sorry because I don't want to disrupt the apple tree industry.

0:40.7

I don't want to disrupt apple farms.

0:42.4

I agree. But enough, like the orchards I guess we don't have to go

0:46.0

and we don't we don't have to pretend we like it we don't have to go it's great but then you go also

0:50.9

then you leave and you say what the fuck am I going to do with 18 apples

0:54.4

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1:14.7

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