The Halloweentown Reunion

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:14.2	Let's just do the math here. You killed your husband, you shunned your son, you no longer speak to your daughter, you no longer speak to your granddaughter, you only speak to me for financial purposes, and your grandson's in prison for life for murder. All I see is I have curated a
0:20.6	beautiful family, a beautiful queer family of people who I hope find joy in
0:29.1	being themselves and those that who have not have put the hurt and blame on themselves and ended up
0:39.0	in prison like our grandson my grandson Dylan and my son I will not call him by that name
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1:14.4	Marnie, you look fabulous.
1:18.8	Thanks, Grandma. So do you, I guess.
1:22.0	Are you happy to see me back from the dead? It's so good to see you
1:26.6	Grandma I can't believe that Sophie's spell worked. I know because the thing
1:30.5	about witches we don't die. I didn't know that.
1:33.0	Yeah, so sometimes...
1:34.0	Well, you always gave old as fuck.
1:36.0	Like I feel like you were like used to be like,
1:38.0	oh, I'm like 180 years old,
1:39.0	but shouldn't make sense to me because I was like 13.
1:42.0	Yeah, sweetie, I was 400, I wasn't telling you the truth. So what were you doing between like your life before having mom and then when I was born?
1:52.0	Fucking a lot of ghouls and goblins.
1:54.0	Gools and goblins?
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