Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable. For the time being not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And Eric, I need a little bit of your wisdom on this first question for you.

Hold on just a moment.

My wisdom is very difficult to get in small burst.

So you got to open that hose and take the chance that you're going to be overwhelmed.

You don't open up the EVH wisdom vault.

I've seen the pictures.

I know you can.

All right, what do you need, Jared?

Well, I'm wondering, is there an injured reserve list for radio people?

Yes, but the Mets suspicest is already on it.

And we don't have any more room because we have to take in all of

Atlanta people who are playing here being here so what is you I know that you are

injured because you told me just a moment ago that you were injured and I want to get

to something that stuck out for me but first tell everyone what were you alcohol

played a part can Can we start there?

I didn't ask this question before we went on the air. You're Jared Yamamoto. It was a weekend.

You show up on Monday, crippled. I'm sorry, the C word. Yeah. Wow. I'm sorry. Well, excuse me, the other C word.

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