Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable, mid-morning chat host Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews. Lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

And wondering what your Wednesday motivation is today, Eric?

My Wednesday motivation is the same as my Tuesday motivation, which is the same as my Thursday

motivation, which is basically to be as lazy as possible and have the least amount of motivation,

but still have a successful day.

This is the way that I will do all the work that's necessary still have a successful day. This is the way that I will do all the work

that's necessary to have a successful day. I wake up hoping that there's very little work

necessary, but I'll do it. So if you ask me what my Wednesday motivation is, is to do a great

radio show and then be as lazy as possible until it's time to do another great

radio show, which is really my entire life. I have no life anymore. I'm here in this house,

basically alone. My 22-year-old came back from Florida a couple days ago. Been alone, not only

in lockdown,

but basically completely alone now for months and months and months.

And so that's where my head is.

I'm pretty much gone.

I think most people are gone.

Let me have our friend Alferetta Annie.

She's a mother.

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