Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yama Moved.

Hey, welcome back, man.

Oh, boy, listen to that voice. Listen to that vacation

hangover voice. I'm still kind of coming back for my beer Olympics over the weekend on Lake Lanier,

but I'm feeling good. I'm ready to go. Jared Yamamoto, I don't want to. We would have it. I hope

everybody had a good little week off there. I certainly did. Comingamoto. I don't want it. We would have had it. I hope everybody had a good little week off there.

I certainly did.

Coming back, I don't want to start things off by hectoring you or yelling at you.

I'm not going to do either of those things.

But your age, please toss it up there again.

I think it's 31.

But I want to make sure that I may be wrong. Perhaps you're only 30 and still a child.

So you, over the weekend, you're 31 years of age and you decided on Sunday to have a beer Olympics.

Yes, I did.

There's nothing wrong with a beer Olympics if you are just beginning your life of drinking

beer and alcohol. I'm not going to put an age on it.

We all know it's younger than you want to hear a host say. But at the time that you and your buddies,

your friends, your pals, start drinking and getting raucous, it's a novelty. It's new.

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