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hour one of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer

in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto. Eric, hashtag tomorrow is July. Do you say happy hashtag?

Happy hashtag tomorrow is July. Hashtag, you hashtag tomorrow is July.

Hashtag, you've got to be kidding.

Today's hashtag, the thing that people will be all riled up back and forth, find witty.

And somehow, strangely, cruel things to say about on social media today will be hashtag tomorrow is July has uh has the internet just run out of ideas is that where we are well i just got a tweet tweet from

this uh her name is at knowledge she says oh m g just realized tomorrow is july second half of the

year what surprises will you bring us oh mj tomorrow is July, second half of the year, what surprises will you bring us?

OMG, tomorrow is today.

Like, hashtag, it's tomorrow is today's day.

Like, it's crazy.

Hashtag tomorrow is tomorrow.

Hashtag today is today.

It's gotten to the point where people just go to social media to say,

yep, I'm still alive. I didn't die in my sleep. I'm proving it by typing letters that will

form words that will form sentences on social media. They're not really saying anything, but again, hands up, I'm still here.

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