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hour one of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable.

For the time being not so huggable, mid-morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of quite a few voices in her own right, Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery.

Jared Yamamoto, Jared, you better not tell me about some its national hot dog bun day or something like that.

It's getting old, man. We're starting every show. I think about this, you know.

When I'm not on the air, all I'm ever doing is, well, either getting very drunk or thinking about the show. And I think we've started a lot of shows lately with long, 10-minute, you know, relatively entertaining. Don't get me wrong. Talks about the same thing, which is, yeah, yeah, it's okay. Luckily, we have

nearly zero competition, so we can be lazy and still win, and, you know, that's my kind of

winning. So I think we'd be starting the show with the same conversation too much. You're

always telling me, hey, it's hashtag blah, blah, blah, it's happy whatever hot dog day you know how about a little bit of history

here in 19 how about her story oh no hold on let me stop you there oh hopefully herstery oh sorry

we want some herstery yeah because that is history as a matter of fact there's no such thing

as history me it's all it's all

history as far as I'm concerned. But if you're going to do history, look, that is not where

you go when you want the big audience in radio. If we're going to go down that road, let's have

celebrity birthdays. Yeah, who's birthday is? Yeah. Oh, maybe. The biggest radio filler of all time.

Who cares? Hey, if John Wayne was still alive, he'd be 150.

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