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Music. Atlanta's News and Talk. Live from Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable for the time being not so huggable mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews, lady of quite a few voices in her own right,

Autumn Fisher, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Happy to be back with you guys. I missed y'all over the weekend.

Well, I have to say that I don't know how you missed us over the weekend

because since the lockdown, we haven't gotten together.

So it's been months and months and months.

You went somewhere else. You went to a beach. We stayed here. But for the most part, we had about as much contact as we've had in the last few months. But I would say that you were at the beach and you are 31 years of age. And if I think you're being blamed for everything right now. I have to say, I don't usually feel bad for millennials,

but outside of whatever crazy nonsense is going on in the villages,

it seems to me that millennials on beaches appear to be the bad guys of the week.

You know, the Von Hessler Doctrine, of course, is here to help you navigate yet another

week of anger in America, try to make our way through this.

I certainly hope that our good mood, it does not come off as tone deaf, and that our laughter,

I certainly hope it doesn't mean that you come to the

conclusion that we just don't care. We're just, that's our mission here is to actually not,

well, here's the deal, just we don't have to do it. else on TV and stuff they don't have all that

much talent so they have to continually scare the hell out of you to keep you listening or watching

we got a great show for you today as we do every day and we don't have to do that so we don't

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