Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am the aforementioned Eric von Hesler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

First of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

She's the reigning queen of the Invisible Box.

Autumn Fisher joins us.

And he's the handsomest producer in all of producery. A Jared

Yamamoto is with us. And we all made it, Eric. What a weekend.

Ah, huh? Yeah. Everybody. All together now. I was trying to figure out.

You know, sometimes things happen and they make you wonder about yourself.

Like, why am I reacting like this?

I don't know this guy, Tiger Woods.

It's not, you know, it's weird.

When you're rooting for a team, there's a reason, right?

You were born in that city or you lived in that city or you made friends in that city or you went to that college or your friends went to that college.

But tennis and golf, these kind of sports, it's kind of weird when you're rooting for a person.

Right.

You don't know that person.

The connection is not really there, but it's what it represented. And it was, it was, it was,

a weird part of it was him giving the finger to me after all these years, because I can't tell you how many times I've said oh just give

it up so anybody remember it was it a couple of years ago uh the tiger woods what his name was on the

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