Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable and huggable morning chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

The first of those, man of a thousand voices and even more moods, Tim Andrews is here.

She's the reigning queen of the invisible box.

Autumn Fisher is with us. And he, of course, is the handsomest producer in all of hand...

Producery and all of handsomery. You put it all together. He's the handsomest.

Jared Yamamoto. That was the tough competition to win, too, Eric.

Oh, I know. Well, yeah, well, you had producery down, but the trouble for the last few years of those pageants.

It's the handsomery pageant that you, I don't know, and you were losing to one of the people on the staff.

Oh, yeah.

Which was embarrassing.

A producer for the Mark Aram show.

It was Charlie.

It was beating him in the handsome.

In the handsome lines.

Good looking guy that, Charlie.

There's no doubt about it.

It's a totally different kind of look, however.

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