Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler

Doctrine begins now.

I am the aforementioned Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.

First of those, men of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

She is still, yes, she remains the reigning queen of the invisible box.

Autumn Fisher joins us, and he is the handsomest producer in all of

producery. Young Jared Yamamoto is here. Good morning. I just woke up. I have to tell you this.

Because, you know, when Spahn and Mark fills in for Scott Slade, he's here in the studio where we

usually get together for a couple hours. And I have to go back to my office and I fell asleep.

And I'm usually pretty good about that.

And I woke up thinking I was going to look at my phone and it was going to be 825 or something.

Whoa, 840.

I'm supposed to be on the air in two minutes to talk to Mark McKay.

But I'm rallying.

So if I, go ahead.

You know, smiling doesn't let us come in here at all. I mean, behind the

scenes, smiling. Yeah, you know, you know how like Tiny Tim was seven feet tall? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You apply back to the smiling Mark McKay, okay? A little bit grumpy behind the scenes, if you ask me.

I love him.

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