Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am your lovable and most huggable morning chat host, Eric von Hessler.

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Autumn Fisher joins us, and he is the handsomest producer in all of producery.

Jared Yamamoto joins us.

And good Friday to you, sir.

Thank you.

Did somebody smack you around?

Yeah.

Did the pilot of this ship, Alan Hunt, smack you around this morning?

He grabbed me and shook me around and he said, if I say Fri-Yea one more time, that I will be fired.

I'll show you a machine gone.

Let's, uh, let me just say one thing to you.

You have to sometimes, in order to really evaluate your own behavior, you've got to have that bird's eye view of things.

Sort of step out of yourself and look down.

And I know you don't like to talk about it, but it won't be many days, perhaps a couple of weeks left before you're 30 years of age.

And take yourself out of it.

But how would you respond to somebody else who's 30 who says things to you like,

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