The Von Haessler Doctrine S6/E016 - The Search for Happiness

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2019

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Join Eric and the Doctrinaires as they chat about the cancellation of SOTU, Giuliani's drinking, reusable tissues, and much more! "Sponsored by Mr. Mister Mosquito Control"

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0:00.0	Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.
0:08.0	Eric von Hesler on W.S.B.
0:12.6	No smirking.
0:14.1	Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.
0:23.4	I am your lovable morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.
0:26.6	The other voices you hear are the doctrinairs.
0:29.5	First of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.
0:33.6	She's the queen of the Invisible Box.
0:35.7	Autumn Fisher joins us, and he's the handsomest producer in olive producery.
0:41.1	Jared Yamamoto is here.
0:42.4	And you say there's no smirking, but hold on, let me get my smartphone a little bit closer to you.
0:45.8	No, no.
0:46.1	You're not doing, hey, yeah, I don't want any stories.
0:49.0	What are you doing, Insta stories?
0:49.8	You're going to make sure this is viral here.
0:51.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:51.6	I'm smirking. I'm to stare you down.
0:58.9	But at least I'm 54 years old, and I can take the abuse that's heaped my way for heaven,
0:59.2	sex.
1:02.5	That was a shock jock in this country for many years.
1:03.6	I know how to take abuse.
1:10.5	And I know how to dish it out, and I know how to recognize it when I see it.
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