Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour 1 of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins now.

I am the aforementioned Eric von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

First of those men of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here.

She's the queen of the Invisible Box, Autumn Fisher, joins us, and he is the handsomest producer in

all of producery.

A Jared Yamamoto, a good morning to you, sir.

Good morning, Eric, and boy, are we starting a dangerous week starting today?

Dangerous.

Well, I stop for one second.

If anybody wonders, it's not dangerous for, well, it's dangerous for me because I'm probably going to get poor performance out of my producer.

But it's not dangerous to anyone else on the show.

Danger to himself.

And I know what you're speaking of is because of Super Bowl, starting tonight, it's poor till four.

Yes.

And Jared doesn't believe that there should be a tap open anywhere that should be neglected by his tongue.

It's like, I guess I have to stay up till four now.

Yeah, by law.

He thinks that because they change the law, that you could drink until four, he perceives

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