Everyone has an opinion, but he's got the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Eric Von Hesler on W.S.B.

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Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now. I am your

lovable and adorable morning chat host, Eric von Hesler. The other voices you hear are the

doctrinares. The first of those, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews is here. You know her as the

queen of the invisible box, even though you have no idea what that box

is, but she's here. Autumn Fisher

joins us, and he

is the handsomest producer

in all of producer in

Jared Yamamoto. And I was looking

for a pie out there in the newsroom. It's National

Pie Day, Eric. I don't see anything out there.

Now, is this the thing where it's the mathematical concept, but we put the food in there?

No, that's March 14th. Okay. So this is actually National Pie Day. Correct.

And, uh, well, let's start our show in a very hackneyed way, and I'll go around the horn,

uh, and ask everybody what their favorite pie is.

Pubkin pie says Tim Andrews.

I can eat it all year long.

Autumn Fisher.

What's your favorite kind of pie?

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