Hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric von Hesler.

Not alone.

Of course, I have the doctrinares, most of the doctrinares anyway.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher has, well, she's off for a couple of days all through next week. Yeah, she's got a week and a half off. A week and a half. She's, was she on a cruise or something? I think she's on a resort. Okay, well, cruise, resort, whatever. We hope she enjoys herself. English, Nick is here, however. We'll get to him in a moment. We don't have George. We don't have Colby. We do have Carlin on the board behind us. And of course, Jared Yamamoto. And I apologize for jumping in before you introduced me. You, listen, apology not accepted. I taught him everything I know. There was a time when I used to jump in all the time. You said, Jared, never let him complete a thought. Get in there. Fight for it. He's going to interrupt you at some point, Jared. That's true. You know what? I retract my apology now. Thank you, Nick. Well, then I retract my rejection of your apology. How about that? It negates the whole thing, so it never happened. It's a wash. Or as they say, Queens a Warsh. It's a Warsh. It's a Warsh. So English Nick has stuff to do. He's got to get to a school and pick up a child. So. Oh, my stepdaughter, if you please. No, no, no, no.

I said, well, listen, I can't help how people's brains are. I just tell the facts. That's all I do. You know what I'm hearing is... Hey, I'm just a truth teller, man. What I'm hearing, Eric, is that he doesn't care about the audience. That's what I'm hearing. He usually comes here every Thursday from three to four. satisfied one audience down the dial

all day.

If you're not willing,

I give you.

I give you. He usually comes here every Thursday from three to four. I'm just satisfied one audience down to dial the old day.

If you're not willing, I give you my time here.

If you're not willing to leave a child at a school to wonder when the parent is ever going to arrive in order to do your duty by this audience, I say that you're not into it.

I agree with you, Jared Jemamoto.

But for now, I guess, we're stuck. I saw there was a couple in Cobb County this week. They ended up going to jail because their kids weren't going to school. So I don't want to be in that situation. Is that against the, how old were the kids that weren't going to school? I don't remember if it was elementary. Kind of a difference if they're 17 or 7. Maybe elementary slash middle school. You got to have a, you got to be able to tell the authorities why your kids are like we're homeschooling or, you know, we're about to move to Europe and, you know, we just decided after the Christmas break. Your school system sucks and we don't feel any faith in that anymore. Whatever it is. You got't just keep your 7-8-year-old at home without any schooling.

It just doesn't work that way. Why not? They're my kids. Well, because we have fun, you know. What are you? Hillary? It takes a village. I do what I want. They're mine. But you bring them to work with you. Show them how to do a trade. You are not kidding, Nick. There's a kindergartner that missed 244 days of school, and the elementary schooler missed 144 days of school. Okay, what do the parents say? What was there? I got to know now. What was? What was, this is our first turtle pip. Yes. Like, what was there? Because I, there's immediate things that come to my mind as to reasons why this happened.

But they're local and I don't want to get sued.

And I don't know that.

I haven't read the story.

But immediately there was, one word starts with a D, ends with an S.

And the middle part is like another word. Dungeons and Dragons? No, the middle part is another word for rugs. That one. No. No. I was supposed to say carpet. They're not living. They're not from D. Yes. It actually is the word. I messed that one up. So if you're listening now and I was wrong, just contact your

lawyers and I think I'm indemnified. So sue the station. Christopher and Samantha Donnelly told

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