Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric von Hessler.

Surrounded by most of the doctrinares plus one.

Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is on vacation.

But English Nick is here for a little while.

I'm here, but I'm not in the AI chat GPT caricatured. You guys made of the show.

I don't think fail.

Well, I mean, there's a lot of people that are in there that aren't actually on the show. Some of them have four hands. You're the Jared puppet. I'm the one? Jared puppet. I'm the Jared puppet. George Clark is also on vacation. Colby is here. And we have, of course, Jared Yamamoto, the star of the show. Jared Yamamoto.

I thought that English Nick was the bald guy that we kept seeing in all the different AI.

Every time I made one of us.

It might be thinner, but it's still there.

I knew it was a wig.

It's a wig.

It's a wig.

It's a wig.

Every time we tried to do a caricature on the show, there would be a guy, a bald guy with like a redheading guy because he had like a red beard. And I don't know. I don't know. And we submitted the picture. I have no idea. ChatGBTG. It has a mind of its own. It does what it wants. It does what it wants. And as long as it's doing things like messing up my caricature rather than deciding that it wants to end humanity, I'm all for what the AI is doing now. I got to say, I love what the office did, how it took all the different caricatures and put them on the wall over there. Okay, yeah. I don't, you know, that's sales staff. You know, God bless them. It's us too. We're included in that one. No, but I know, but I mean, the things that they put up, it's all this rasmataz. I've never quite understood it. Rasmatatat. Rasmatatat. It's always like with the themes and who's the card shark. I don't know. I'm not in sales. I respect sales. but if I was in sales, I'd just be like, I'm an adult. Okay, this is the only incentive I need is I get paid and I eat if I do my job properly. Okay, save all the themes and the nonsense and the stuff on the walls. Don't need it. But hey, you know what? I respect salespeople. Maybe that's what they need. I respect anyone that does something that I can't do, which is why I respect a hell of a lot of people.

So I respect... You're not a pirate, Eric, but were they in a pirate theme? I don't like all. They had a pirate theme. Now it's... Got to go get the booty. Now it's Vegas. nobody wants to go to Vegas anymore but this is like a down-in-the-sales

fans go to Vegas

because the Eagles won't get out of that sphere. Oh, you're talking about not the football team. No, the Eagles, the bands. The aging and slowly dying off rock and roll band. Poor old Joe Walsh. Are they like foreigner now? No, they're still. No. Still Don Henley? As long as you...

Timothy B. Schmidt. As long as you got Don Henley with his Epstein-like past. But it was a long time ago. Joe Walsh is in there, but he had to miss a couple shows because he got the flu. Well, that'll have a flu. First Eagles show he missed in years. Joe Wallace is not a member of the Eagles. he is a contracted employee of the Eagles always has been.

You know, today's the anniversary of Don Feldergate. missed in years. Joe Wallace is not a member of the Eagles. He is a contracted employee of the Eagles.

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