These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

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Good day to be on radio today.

Is it a good day to be?

It's a good radio day? Yeah, it's national. What is it like? Is it like the atmosphere is in some kind of great thing where the signals go further than they usually do? Christina Edwards is giving us the boost that we all need. It's too hot now. Yeah, no, it just got hot again. Yesterday was cooler. Today is warmer. And who are you?

I'm Christina Edwards. Thank you. F words. Thank you very. No, she says Edwards. We hear F words. I always hear F words. I hear it too because you say. Well, once it's like one of those things, like the backward masking stuff. It's fun as more marijuana. Remember, like whenever they would put those out, they would tell you what you were going to hear before they played it backward and then you'd hear it, you know, obviously. So it's the same thing. If I tell you, it's Christina Fwards. Once you hear that, you know, it's all you're going to hear. I'm Christina F words. Seeing that, I heard Edwards. Strangely enough. strangely enough. I miss Yanni and Laurel. That was the best one.

Which one did you hear?

Yonni or Laurel.

Yeah, those days are gone.

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