These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond,

hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the woman behind the glass,

Colby Richardson, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

I have a feeling that today is going to be one of those days where we talk all about the

Critics Choice Super Awards. Man, these are amazing. Are they better than the basic ones?

Are these super critics? Are they like critics with capes? I want to say English Nick is

joining us. Hello. So it's that they're super critics or are they these super awards? Are they

critical awards that are super or are the super critics that have awards? They are super awards.

Super awards given out by critics. Yes, that's correct. Critics of what? Critics of the movie.

My wife's critical of everything I've ever done. Does that count? What kind of critic?

They are critics of TV series, movies, actors, actresses, all across the entertainment world. The whole shebang.

This is going to be, this is big guys. Now, when does this happen? So it happened, we have all of the

winners of them else. It already happened. It already happened for awards. These super awards.

Autumn, did you watch? Did you watch these super awards?

Did we win anything? We didn't. Unfortunately. We're not even nominated for a Marconi. The station is, but we're not. Why should we be? Why should we be? Well, you know, come on. This is a show that I have said for a very long time, don't expect awards when you're around Eric Von Hessler. You can expect, you know, a good-sized audience, but you're never going to get any awards, and he ain't going into no Hall of Fame. I paid the $150 nomination fee. Oh, really? No, you can try to buy your way into the Hall of Fame. Is that how they do it? The only way. I think that it is 150. Well, not the Hall of ago. Markoni. I don't about Marconi. I don't about that one. But I think that some of these halls of fame, you know, you have to kind of like, you got to lobby and you got to get people. And then you know, like a PR person. You got an agent. But I think that they all have to get paid. and then they'll talk to the right people. I don't know it's still like this, but there was a period of time

where, like, you would get nominated, right? And then you would have to go on and try to get your audience to vote. And then when your audience went to vote, they'd find out that it would cost like $25 to become a member in order to vote or something like that. Is that a Georgia radio hold of thing? I don't know that's what it used to be now it's the friends of Georgia radio they had the same process I don't think you have to I will never I will never lobby by I just don't get that I just like hey help me out help me get into the Hall of in the Hall of Fame like a bunch of people go hey this person

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