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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2024

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 25, 2024: Alligator attacks! Memories about North Stars commentator Al Shaver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your hot mom.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. A. A. A. Night. X-ass morning show. 90, 3 Earth.
0:25.0	Oh, you know what I just thought of?
0:27.0	Today's April 25th.
0:29.0	That's National Hug of Plumber Day, dude.
0:31.0	Oh, yeah.
0:32.0	How to Hug a Plummer. Step one, do not make eye contact.
0:36.0	Step two, no rubbing.
0:38.0	National hug a plumber day said plumbers, this doesn't make up for what you did in there.
0:43.0	Sitting on the toilet, sitting on the toilet, now flood.
0:48.0	Come on, hug a plumber.
0:51.0	Oh, we're going to kiss so many huds? Oh, yeah we will.
0:54.0	It's show time!
0:57.0	Well, what the hell's going on now, huh? We welcome you to the show every damn last one of you.
1:03.8	Welcome to our radio show, the 93X.
1:06.9	Half-fast morning show, got a little bit of this
1:09.3	to talk about today, a little bit of that.
1:11.0	Somebody said that today is National Hug a plumber day it is okay
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