Girthmaster

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2024

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 24, 2024: If you're horny and you know it, clap your glands. Adult proms for adults. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "salmon sperm is the new fountain of youth" being the new fountain of youth.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	Ninety-nine! Ninety! Three. X half-ass morning show. 90, 90, 3.
0:24.0	Earth.
0:25.0	Every man wonders about the size of their penis,
0:28.0	laying a bed alone at night or in a hammock with a parrot.
0:30.0	You start thinking, do I have a small penis or just gigantic legs? I don't know.
0:37.0	Luckily there is a test. The first time you show it to your girlfriend or fiance or press it up against a bus window or something.
0:45.0	When someone sees it for the first time, you want a reaction.
0:49.0	You want some excitement. You want another language if possible.
0:52.0	Like, Santa Maria, I Baca! excitement. You want another language if possible.
0:52.6	Like, Santa Maria!
0:54.4	I Bapi! Oh no!
0:57.0	Oh no!
0:58.0	Gord, let me out, Gord!
1:00.0	I'll talk! That's good. but if someone looks at it and the first thing out of their
1:06.0	mouth is oh look that's not good time Time to buy a Corvette.
1:15.0	We're a good morning sunshine.
1:17.0	What day is that?
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