The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, September 10th, 2025, coming up on the program today. |
| 0:05.3 | I'm thinking about becoming a poop bucket salesman. |
| 0:08.1 | Plus, meet the woman living her best messed up life and her very annoyed husband. |
| 0:12.7 | The Holy Spirit has the ability to turn you into an insane babbling moron. |
| 0:16.9 | And I'd like at least one video game where I could shoot off Hitler's cock. |
| 0:23.8 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:25.2 | proudly presents my aunt. |
| 0:29.1 | Dun did shit herself again. |
| 0:31.8 | I just, I was in bed sleeping and I turned over and I thought, what's that? |
| 0:38.3 | That feels funny. |
| 0:42.3 | So, and this is at the middle of the night because I'm up all night, all hours of the night. |
| 0:48.3 | Can I get up and go to the mat? |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, sure enough. |
| 0:51.3 | I shacked. |
| 0:52.3 | It was on the bed. It went through to the mattress cover on me, on my neckgown. |
| 0:59.6 | So you were deep asleep when you shit. |
| 1:02.1 | Yeah, it didn't even, it just... |
| 1:03.5 | You didn't even wake you up. |
| 1:04.8 | No, it just woke me up because I chewed around. And how what hell is that? |
| 1:08.6 | It just comes right out without, you know, with no... No resistance. No, no notice. No. So there I am in the middle of the night. You got to plug it. Get a cork. And just at night, just plug it up. I don't have to do that. Because, you know, I'm here, wiping my rear end, I have had to wash, change my nightgown, go in, change the sheets, and the, in the matches, cover out of that. |
| 1:33.3 | I'm not changed it. |
| 1:33.9 | Well, now you're up now. |
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