The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, September 8th.
0:03.7	2025 coming up on the program today.
0:05.7	Our favorite prostitute is not very hospitable.
0:09.2	Plus, a new prison inmate cries over the lack of chapstick availability.
0:13.6	Alex Jones goes fucking nuclear.
0:16.4	And hemorrhoids popping out in the toilet.
0:18.7	All this was your voicemails today.
0:23.4	Now for only 1995 plus shipping and handling,
0:27.1	you can own a copy of one of the best Christian low-budget films ever made.
0:31.7	Seduction of Cindy.
0:34.0	Watch two of the hottest sex stars come together for your pleasure and theirs.
0:39.3	He likes to rub his big thing all over me.
0:43.3	And I love it too.
0:44.3	You meet a lot of my other friends and yours in the sizzling action-packed movie,
0:49.3	Seedction of Cindy.
0:50.3	There's the insatiable Serena.
0:52.3	We'll take it any way she can get it. I want you to come
0:56.7	and see me and my friend's sake. Take it in the mouth, in our cunts, and our hot little
1:03.7	butts. Please, come soon. I can't wait to please you and your friends in this theater.
1:12.1	Seduction of Cindy.
1:14.6	Coming in this theater very soon.
1:17.5	With an all-star cast, rated triple X.
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