Hey Freaks, it's Friday, September 12th, 2025.

Coming up on the program today, hospitalized after the 584th guy busted a nut in the shredded remains of your pussy.

Plus, brought worst vending machines, and a new service that lets you hire scary-looking people to intimidate your enemies.

All this, but your voicemails today.

You see, to intimidate your enemies. All this, but your voicemails today. Yo, safe sex is just a fantasy.

You lose more than virginity.

Thousands get your STD each day, so if you're smart, you're going to say,

no way when you have sex with just one lover,

you're having sex with all the others. He or she has had sex with, so even one time you're still at risk for herpes, symblex, virus two, venereal warts, just to name a few, of the 40 plagues called STDs, sexually transmitted disease.

So, say, sex, it's just fantasy.

You lose more than virginity.

Thousands get your STD each day, so if you're smart, you're going to say, no way.

Gondere leaves very few clues.

Do million have a lot to lose?

It attacks their organs, tissue, and bones, and damages reproductive zones.

Syphilis claims thousands each year.

Little red dots soon disappear, but it keeps on growing inside of your brain.

You can end up blind or even insane because safe sex is just fantasy.

You lose more than virginity.

Thousands catch your STD each day, so if you're smart, you're going to say no way.

Chimidia strikes, multi-millions, worst side effect is stillborn children.

One out of four who gets this disease give up their chance to even conceive.

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