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Hello everybody. It is a gorgeous, sunny, clear day and beautiful West Hollywood.

I am in the deer media studio staring at the walls under the fluorescent light.

Although there is a diva light here which I mean somebody got my rider.

True story never even stood in front of a diva light. Never took a photo. Never took no photo

in front of no diva light. I am with my producer Michelle. Hi, say hi Michelle.

Hi. Michelle has eyebrows that make me want to shave them off in the middle of the night and

then glue them onto my own face. What are you doing with your fucking eyebrows? Oh my god stop that.

I don't do anything with my eyebrows. Shut the fuck off. I don't do any. Oh no, I pencil them in.

I'm not an animal. Okay. I was gonna say you just wake up with eyebrows like that or you kidding me.

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