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Happy Motherfucking Hanukkah. Now, if I was a professional, I would say I'm in a studio right now,

and I'm, you know, doing the Lord's work, and I've done my outline, and I know what's going on.

I am hammered and it's Hanukkah. And in a fit of rage, because, you know, I'm not like a huge drink.

I drink often, but not in excess. And I like didn't really eat much today, and then I had like two

martinis, and I fucking went through the roof, and I think I exhausted all of my social graces on

my friends, family, and husband, that now I have retreated to my home studio to just verbally purge

myself, because I mean, what are the holidays, if not a verbal purge? So, I don't really remember

what I was saying, but basically, it's Hanukkah. I'm shit-faced, mauseltov. So, I have nothing planned.

I'm on my third drink, which I know. I'm like kind of a pussy because I'm always like, oh my god,

martinis. And I love a martinial of the ritual of drinking. I like the whole glam of it all.

It feels very like 1950s. I want to be in a silk robe with a long cigarette. By the way,

would love to take up smoking. Think it's the shiquest shit of all time, but then you get those

like Rachel's Zollines, and then you get like the little, I just, I can't keep up. By the way,

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