The Truth About Mononucleosis And Football
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4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2019
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Drew and Roth talk about all the ailing NFL quarterbacks, bad comedy's intersection with bad politics, plus various other crap.
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| 0:00.0 | We're back. |
| 0:10.9 | We're back. We're back. And every NFL quarterback is dead. |
| 0:16.2 | Roth. They're all dead. They all die. |
| 0:18.0 | So sad. |
| 0:18.9 | Just a big buffet of crab meat for everyone. |
| 0:22.6 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:23.4 | Even before, right before we, yesterday, the day before this podcast, |
| 0:28.2 | you know, we'll have the lag in terms of posting. |
| 0:31.3 | But Drew Brees had to undergo hand surgery after he knocked some against Aaron Donald |
| 0:35.8 | against the Rams in a brutal loss to the |
| 0:38.6 | Rams. And then Ben Rothlisberger has to undergo elbow surgery. He's going to be out for the |
| 0:44.5 | entire season giving way to Mason Rudolph. And then today we found out the Cam Newton, |
| 0:49.9 | Crabb Newton, has a foot injury. And the Panthers don't really know when he's going to be back, |
| 0:56.9 | which is fitting for the Panthers because they've been actively trying to kill him for years. |
| 1:00.4 | Yeah, it's overdue. |
| 1:02.2 | This, like, speaks to what an incredible specimen he is, that they were just, like, for years, |
| 1:07.3 | their number one play was just having him run up the middle for no reason. |
| 1:10.7 | Well, you know what? But it wasn't. Like, for years, their number one play was just having him run up the middle for no reason. Well, you know what? |
| 1:11.9 | But it wasn't. |
| 1:12.7 | Like, for years, the whole reason people shit on Ron Rivera was because it would be fourth and one. |
| 1:20.6 | And they would put Cam on the gun and, like, hand off to, like, Christian McCaffrey or, like, Jonathan DeAngelo, William Stewart, on like a sweep. |
| 1:30.9 | Instead of you, instead of having a fucking beast man. |
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