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🗓️ 26 September 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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A frank discussion on the need for moisture-wicking base technology, other tragic baseball topics, and a whole lot of old-dude culture discourse.

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0:00.0	We're back. We're back. It's a dead guest. I'm Drew. That's Roth. We're together again, Roth. Are you happy?
0:15.6	Yeah, it feels great, man.
0:17.5	Ah, Miss Happy is a little... Yeah. I'm doing the whole... I'm doing the whole nipple thing, too. Yeah, classic. Mike Myers' shit. There was supposed to be a Shprockett's movie, but I don't think there ever was. But there's still time. It seems like... Weird that there wasn't one, right? Because, like, everything... Like, I feel like there's a Mr. Peeper's cinematic universe.
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:38.7	But somehow not...
0:39.7	Did you see Tom Lay's extremely cursed idea about a Wayne's world reboot?
0:46.0	Yeah, he says it was going to be Wayne and Garth having a podcast, and I was so disgusted by the idea.
0:50.7	Because I knew immediately that it would happen.
0:52.6	Yeah, that's the worst part.
0:54.3	And it was just a horrible, horrible idea. And I feel like he willed it into existence with that
0:59.1	tweet, and I'm going to hunt him down and I'm going to stomp on his head.
1:02.8	Seems fair. I have this question. I asked Twitter while I was jolly, and I should ask you,
1:10.1	how old do you think Wayne and Garth are supposed to be in the movie i know
1:14.5	how old they are in the skits because like they talk about being in high school but in the movie
1:19.0	how old are they that's a good question because they're clearly older men in wigs. Well, yeah.
1:27.8	Yeah, their coast playing is younger, hipper people. But I can't tell. Were they supposed to be cool? You know what? I don't know the answer to that. Yeah, like, I thought they were supposed to be, like, kind of like, hesh-er dipshits, which is cool to me, but... I don't think that they were like super popular, but I don't think they were dorks.
1:45.0	Like Garth was kind of a dork, but he had Wayne.
1:48.1	So. Which is cool to me, but... I don't think that they were, like, super popular, but I don't think they were dorks. Like, Garth was kind of a dork, but he had Wayne. So... Yeah. And Wayne, I think, was sort of likable, but, like, sort of had his own circle. This is... Just... This is a rewatchables podcast now. I want to talk about baseball with you, including the Mets.
2:02.1	Oh, my God.
2:03.4	Can you believe it, Rod?
2:04.7	Yeah, I can.
2:05.8	They're going to disappoint me.
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