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Titus Podcast

The Trump Files

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0

You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland.

0:07.5

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

0:15.9

I'm Christopher Titus, people, and this is the Armageddon Update.

0:18.6

Well, it is now seven months into the amazing reboot

0:21.9

of the Hitler reign. But this time in English, we have all of it, masked ass hats, yanking people

0:27.4

off the street without due process, firing people that report truthful economic numbers that just

0:32.9

happen to show the president is a bankrupt, lying loser with zero grasp of economics and the competency

0:39.4

of a drunk dementia patient.

0:42.0

Release the Epstein files.

0:44.2

And for some reason, the man that says he's tough on crime, so tough on crime that he's

0:49.3

taking over Washington, D.C. with U.S. troops, a city so riddled with crime that murders are at the lowest

0:55.8

rate in 30 years. It's simple. All you got to do is release the files. That's right. Crime is at the

1:01.4

lowest rate in 30 years in D.C. And yet he wants to have troops on the street. Well,

1:06.2

release the Epstein files. I mean, if you're not a pedophile, Mr. President. In the last eight

1:10.7

weeks,

1:11.2

Kim Jong-Orange has done all he can to change the narrative about a number of things.

1:16.7

Inflation is at 2.7 percent, but if you also add in groceries, amazing thing, groceries.

1:21.8

Inflation is at 3.1%. Just a reminder, when Joe left it, it was 2.4%. So maybe they should release the Epstein files.

1:29.4

Out of the blue sweet potato Hitler went after Rosie O'Donnell, who literally lives in another country.

1:34.8

Then he blamed Volomir Zelensky for Russia attacking Ukraine and killing so many.

1:41.2

You know, like the Jews were responsible for Auschwitz and you blame Skittles for

1:45.0

Trayvon Martin. So maybe you should release the Epstein list. That would solve all of it,

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