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Titus Podcast

The HUMP with ZERO RESULTS!!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0

I'm Christopher Titus.

0:04.6

How you feeling?

0:08.8

Seriously, how does it feel to slowly watch all of our values erode and rust and explode and dissolve?

0:16.3

And watch the people eroding, rusting, exploding, and dissolving our values.

0:19.7

Get away with it.

0:20.7

At a level we have never seen.

0:23.4

Every week here on the podcast, we try to bring the horrors of the world into light, and

0:27.8

we do it with a touch of humor, hopefully, I mean, to make the information palatable and

0:32.2

make it so you just don't want to, you know, stick a needle in your eye repeatedly.

0:36.8

We're here to help. So today,

0:39.3

I kind of want to go over what we've all lost since this 34-time convicted felon, rapist,

0:44.4

bankrupt, pedophile loser, con man has become president. Are you ready? Cool. Health care.

0:50.4

They're estimating 11 to 17 million people will lose access to health care. On top of that, they now have a work requirement to get health care, which means if you're

0:58.8

so sick you can't work, you can't get better unless you work, which you can't do because

1:05.0

you're sick and need health care.

1:07.5

Trump wants to kill two satellites that measure CO2 and plant life growth on Earth, which, you know,

1:12.0

would also measure the effects of climate change. But hold on, whoa, we can't have that because

1:17.7

the oil people gave Jared $2 billion, so we need to make sure that they get what they paid for

1:23.4

while the planet burns. Florida's Gulf of Mexico is at 97 degrees.

1:29.3

So with a lifeless ocean, which means the hotter the water, the bigger the hurricanes.

1:33.7

But we won't know how big those hurricanes are because we've also lost funding and 600

1:39.3

employees for the National Oceanic Atmospheric Association.

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