You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland.

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

Happy summer vacation people.

Oh, these last few weeks of summer where the South Basques and the sun and nails plywood to the windows to deal with climate change and the constant barrage of hurricanes and meth heads.

The size of this storm, which is huge and still growing larger.

Fox weather has boots on the ground.

Bob!

Good, God.

No locals, Bob.

Just me.

And some schizophrenic, scary homeless stragglers, Bob.

While the West gets ready to burn again, we have such an amazing country.

You can go anywhere for vacation, maybe Texas, where you can be locked in the statehouse and sleep in chairs.

I would like to go home.

I would like to go home.

So the Republicans can gerrymander the state and steal elections.

We're not in America. We're in an authoritarian country. We're not in a democracy anymore.

Sorry, though. You can't vacation at a summer camp in parts of Texas because, well, they've been

washed away and a bunch of people died because the Republicans refused to use money that was actually earmarked for an early warning flood system because it was approved by Democrats, and we can't have that.

You spend this money?

You're signing the contract with the devil and the devil's in the White House.

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