The Trump D.C. Bible Photo-Op Massacre

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🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	They literally just turned off the lights like it's Halloween and they ran out of Snickers.
0:04.4	Right.
0:06.4	Welcome to the God Show. I'm your host of host, the good Lord with the most, the Lord thy God.
0:15.2	And I'm here with my co-host and son, Jesus Christ. How's it going Jesus?
0:20.6	Hello God, it's going well. It's been a crazy week in the world. Oh my goodness. Yeah it just keeps
0:27.0	getting crazier. It really does. So in this episode we're going to discuss a number of things that happened. I hope you enjoyed
0:34.7	that 100% Trump-free episode last week because we're making up for lost time here
0:41.6	this week.
0:47.6	Trump said they will never do a Trump-free episode again. I'm going to give him lots of news.
0:49.2	Holy crap.
0:50.4	I wasn't sure what to title this episode I have a number of options
0:54.5	highlights of the episode are that Trump called for
0:58.8	governors to dominate protesters
1:01.6	Trump threatens White House protesters with vicious dogs and most ominous weapons.
1:06.0	Then Trump hid in a bunker as protesters set fires that could be seen from the White House.
1:12.0	Jokes rain down after Trump tries to claim that he was just inspecting the bunker he hidden.
1:17.0	Okay.
1:19.0	Trump hit in the bunker basically, people called him bunker boy.
1:22.0	He got pouty and had civil rights protesters
1:25.4	dispersed with tear gas and then that's also he could cross the street for a
1:30.3	photo op at a church where he posed with a Bible. The Bible was upside down and backwards.
1:38.6	And the bishop of that church is outraged. It was used as a prop. Rightfully so. So that's the long and short of it. That's the whole episode.
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