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The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	New name for this podcast, the real Bible.
0:02.8	The Bible updated, now extra woke.
0:06.8	Welcome to the God Show, I'm your host of hosts the Lord God Almighty and I'm here with my son Jesus Christ. How's it going Jesus?
0:18.0	Hey Dad, I'm doing well. How are you?
0:20.0	Hangin' in there Jesus. You promised you wouldn't use that phrase. I'm using it about myself.
0:25.7	Uh huh. And I'm also you.
0:28.1	No, I, that's, you betrayed me. Hey, it's a back route to making that joke.
0:34.0	It's a new way.
0:35.0	I'm you and you or me.
0:37.0	Hey, where's the Holy Spirit, by the way?
0:39.0	What do you mean?
0:40.0	We got to get it back on the show.
0:42.0	Sure. I just feel like the Holy Spirit would be pissed.
0:46.0	I wonder if they would treat me poorly.
0:48.0	Lots of stuff going on in the news.
0:50.0	We're going to talk about that. We're also going to answer questions from patron Saints.
0:54.4	We'll start up with one question, then we'll do some goddamn news from all around the world.
0:59.2	And then we'll get back to the questions.
1:02.6	What do you say, Jesus?
1:03.6	That sounds great.
1:05.0	Paul B says, I just love a Trump-free episode, Lord.
1:10.0	Talk about something other than the US political shit show.
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