The Letters Of The Day Are F And U

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🗓️ 14 June 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Tucker, the letters of the day are F and you.
0:05.0	Ha ha!
0:06.0	Welcome to the God Show.
0:10.0	I'm your host, the Lord Thy God, and I'm here with my son and co-host Jesus Christ
0:16.4	What's up Jesus? What's good? Oh, not much dad just looking down at the world can't believe what's going on as usual.
0:22.8	I have to say, I'm a gamer, did you know that?
0:25.6	Uh, yeah, I think I know that.
0:27.2	I like to play games too.
0:28.8	I am very excited for a PlayStation announcement this afternoon.
0:33.0	Oh.
0:34.0	So let's get rolling because the sooner we're done with this, the sooner I get to watch the PlayStation news.
0:38.0	Oh, oh, okay, I see where your priorities are, Jesus.
0:42.0	Laying on the couch couch playing video games like always
0:45.3	aren't you supposed to go back to earth? I'm just I'm waiting for the perfect
0:49.9	moment I don't want to catch COVID so now does not seem like a good time now it's never a good time
0:56.0	And it's not it's always but now let's be real 20 20 it's worse than ever stay inside
1:02.3	stay in heaven yeah just kick up your feet on the couch give
1:06.8	yourself some me time have a me party that's right I should have went down in like
1:11.2	2012 when things were better but then I was like well maybe next year and then well it just got worse from there
1:17.1	Oh well you missed your window we'll try again someday this is this week's free episode. Jesus and I will talk for about 30 minutes and maybe
1:28.6	more. It could be an hour. Who knows? That's the beauty of podcasting right then you will do another hour
1:36.1	which is just available for patrons at patreon dot com slash the god show So join today because you're only getting half the show
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