The Trash Bandit
Petty Crimes
Podcast Nation
4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
When communal trash becomes corporate warfare.
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| 0:00.0 | What are you, some kind of petty moralist? |
| 0:02.6 | What the hell? |
| 0:05.6 | People are so strange. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome to season four of Petty Crimes. |
| 0:27.2 | And do seasons matter for a podcast? |
| 0:29.5 | They sure don't. |
| 0:37.8 | No, not around here where we record year-round, except for randomly when we take long inexplicable breaks. |
| 0:41.0 | Kira, it's good to see you in this new season. |
| 0:42.2 | What's changed? |
| 0:42.9 | What's new? |
| 0:47.1 | Oh, I'm carrying with me my same rat girl energy. |
| 0:49.9 | And that's that. |
| 0:54.3 | It's rat girl energy, but it's, again, 70s, preppy, and... Sexy or is it sporty? |
| 0:56.0 | I can never remember my third word. |
| 0:57.9 | It's sporty, I think. |
| 1:00.4 | How are you? |
| 1:03.6 | I'm good, I'm good. |
| 1:05.4 | Do you have any, like, hopes or wishes for season four? |
| 1:07.5 | Very specifically, I would like a crime from the classroom. It doesn't have to be |
| 1:13.3 | about a student, but I feel like we're, I know we have some teachers out there that have like |
| 1:18.1 | teacher to teacher pettiness or like teacher to like administrator, whatever. That I would love. |
| 1:24.4 | I think I'd also love a little more video evidence from our petty criminals submissions. |
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