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Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home. |
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| 1:30.1 | Hello, welcome back to the Patreon. As I mentioned, it's July, it is summertime. Kira, |
| 1:37.1 | nice to see your face behind this petty paywall. |
| 1:41.1 | Good to see you. Um, Griff, it is your birthday month. And we can candidly admit that if it were up to you and only you, this month we would have been doing a Q&A episode. Let's be serious. And if it were up to me and only me, it would just be a regular petty crime. And we put it to the listeners. We asked them, they opted for a regular petty crime. But you know what? It was a close |
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