What if they're a Virgo and they don't know anything about that?

Then they're definitely a Virgo.

Because Virgos are not plugged into it.

Okay, okay. Great.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Petty criminals, Kira is out of commission today. She has a little stomach ache from a bad egg that she ate out of her purse.

So I had to phone a friend.

Today, joining us, we have a Los Angeles-based comedian, known for his quick humor, fearless

storytelling, and cosmic twist on comedy.

This is impressive.

No joke.

He has amassed over half a million followers on social media,

where he has built a devoted fan base by blending comedy with astrology,

turning zodiac signs into punchlines.

Love that.

He's the co-host of the hit podcast, Two Brokegays, which I have been on,

and was featured on Netflix as a joke Radio Presents are you still listening?

Currently he's selling out shows nationwide on this Aquarian contrarian tour proving that no matter

your sign laughing at yourself is always in the stars. Petty criminals, please welcome to the

Petty Crimes Court. My good Judy, Kevin Sullivan. Hello. Yay. Hi. One Sullivan for another. I know.

We dropped the O and might I say it looks great. My great-grandfather did the same.

Oh, really? That's how it happened. We were an L. Okay. He said, no, thank you. He said, no,

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